The Thickest Asset on the Blockchain
The first booty on the blockchain that'll make you wanna... HODL forever. Because what's the point of investing… if you can't enjoy the curves?
From Flat to Thicc
The Rise of ASS COIN
In a world full of shapeless tokens, finally something thicc arrives.
ASS COIN is here not just to shake the market — but to jiggle your wallet too.
We’re not a serious project. We’re a booty movement.
We’re not a revolution. We’re a booty-lution.
ROADMAP
Q1 – Launch & Listing
We’re starting from the bottom. Literally.
Q2 – ASS NFTs
Digital collectibles that’ll make you say, “DAMN!”
Q3 – ASS Merge
Collaborating with other booty-based coins.
Q4 – IRL ASS Party
A big community gathering — booty everywhere.
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